For those not fortunate enough to be Geraldo, renown journalist and style icon, there's another way: grab a Geraldo surrogate 'stache. Speak with authority, get noticed, and bring home the ratings.
Mustache on a Stick
The design of this Geraldo Rivera mustache was custom requested by Fox & Friends and appeared live on Fox on Sept. 3, 2010.
8" wooden dowel
6" steel rod