For those who believe, or at least want others to think they do, meet the Politician. Tight-lipped on what matters, conservative enough to get the votes, but with a personal style that says, "My heart's still beating," this little 'stache will bring in the cash. Consult applicable campaign finance laws for more information on ways to properly manipulate the Politician.
8" wooden dowel
6" steel rod
8" steel rod
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