Know it all? Yes, it does. The Professor speaks, and expects to be heard, even if it's an hour-long anecdote about a mishap in a grocery store. Honorary degree from Mustache State College included*.
*Not really included.
4.25" wide, 2" tall
8" wooden dowel
8" steel rod
Plastic • Durable • Sanitary • 3D • Handmade in America