The Monarch – Mustache Prop
$3.99 – $4.99Price range: $3.99 through $4.99
Get your hands on the Monarch, the only mustache that says “I’m old-fashioned, and you’ll be summarily executed if that bothers you.”
Don’t have to worry about troublesome, pointless political elections? Already run the show, or expect to soon*? Get your hands on the Monarch, the only mustache that says “I’m old-fashioned, and you’ll be summarily executed if that bothers you.”
*Whisker Works does not endorse accelerating the dignified, murderless process of royal succession.
3.25″ wide
Stick options:
8″ wooden dowel
8″ steel rod
Plastic • Durable • Sanitary • 3D • Handmade in America
| Weight | 2 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 4 × 8 × .5 in |
| Color |
Black ,Brown ,Gray ,White |
| Stick |
8" wood ,8" steel |
Shipping
Most orders are ready to ship in 1-3 days. Custom orders vary; please read individual listings. We happily ship worldwide.
U.S. Orders
Priority Mail or First Class mail, 2–3 days for delivery.
Express Mail, 1-2 days for delivery.
Express Mail is available for most U.S. orders. If you purchase Express Mail shipping, we will ship your order within 24 business hours. Therefore if you place an Express Mail order on Tuesday, it will ship on Wednesday with delivery happening on Thursday (to most locations) or Friday (to remote locations, Hawaii or Alaska). If you place an Express Mail order on Friday, it will ship on Saturday, with delivery happening on Monday to most locations.
International
Yes, we ship internationally! Shipping charges vary by order amount.
First Class, 6–10 business days for delivery to Canada. One to three weeks average delivery elsewhere. Time varies for Customs.
Priority Mail, 7-10 business days for delivery. Please email us for a quote.
Express Mail, 3-5 business days for delivery. Please email us for a quote.

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