The Monarch – Mustache Prop

$3.99$4.99

Get your hands on the Monarch, the only mustache that says “I’m old-fashioned, and you’ll be summarily executed if that bothers you.”

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Don’t have to worry about troublesome, pointless political elections? Already run the show, or expect to soon*? Get your hands on the Monarch, the only mustache that says “I’m old-fashioned, and you’ll be summarily executed if that bothers you.”

*Whisker Works does not endorse accelerating the dignified, murderless process of royal succession.

3.25″ wide

Stick options:
8″ wooden dowel
8″ steel rod

Plastic • Durable • Sanitary • 3D • Handmade in America

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